Bobbing for Apple (predictions)
A slightly silly (but not entirely insincere) prediction for the next Apple event.
Picture the scene: Apple event September 2016. Instead of a walkway, the two groups of seats are separated by thin long narrow pool. The lights dim.
In a scene not unreminiscent of the Hammer-throwing woman from the 1984 advert, Tim Cook gracefully glides through the water towards the stage.
He splashes out of the pool onto dry land in a perfect superhero pose, fist outstretched in the air with… The new, waterproof iPhone 7.
Then!
He pumps his second fist in the air. The camera zooms to reveal the new, fully waterproof, Apple Watch 2.
He raises his head…
And we see his ears cradling the new, wireless, waterproof Apple Earpods.
The crowd goes wild.
On the screen behind him:
“Dive in on 15 September 2016"